I need this on my blog.
wait bop it only goes to the next action if you actually do the one before it
- Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian. (via thatkindofwoman)
WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER
Bonus: WHEN YOU WATCH A SAD MOVIE BUT YOU FORGET YOURE WEARING EYELINER
WHEN U GET IN THE SHOWER BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
"I’m in love with my best friend, and he has no idea. He always talks about the girls he is interested in and about his love life and I have to fake a smile."
hot doctor game too strong
my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it
THE BEST LINE EVER SAID IN CINEMATOGRAPHIC HISTORY